You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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