Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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