You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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