1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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