is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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