'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
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