how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize