Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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