it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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