I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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