found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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