I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I hope mine doesn't look like that
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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