This girl is more easily done than said...
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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