i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
You took a bar mat shot.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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