its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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