I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Green mimosas i think yes
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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