Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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