he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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