Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Just cropdusted the office
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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