You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Randomize
