I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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