What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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