Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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