Hey man sorry I got all grabby
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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