thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Randomize
