Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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