My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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