He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
