If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
