Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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