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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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