My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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