Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Even my vagina gasped.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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