Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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