real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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