Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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