ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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