I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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