After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
zippers are such a cool invention
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
