"it" just moved
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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