i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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