So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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