Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize