lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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