Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
