it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
