Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
No more Irish car bombs ever.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
i now understand why vodka
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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