I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I want to have your abortion
it hurts more in the daytime
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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