You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Randomize
