their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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