And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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