Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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