im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
