Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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