So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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