youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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