y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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