Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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